英文经典笑话系列

章节摘录

版权页：插图：A family had twin boys whose only resemblance （n,类同之处）to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thoughtit was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was aneternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist.Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday, their fatherloaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room, he laded with horse manure （n. 马粪）.That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found hi msit ting amid his new gifts crying bitterly."Why are you crying？" the father asked."Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read the all the seinstructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimistic twin.Passing the optimistic twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about？" he asked.To which his optimistic twin replied, "There's got to be'a pony inhere somewhere！"

书籍目录

A frog calls a psychicThese chickens want booksA snail buys a fast new carA very insulting parrotThe story of the batsNever talk to the parrotI'U use my seeing eye dogThere was just a dog fightA game of animal footballI think that I'm a chickenThis dog is acting badInvestigating a terrible accidentCow on train tracksInstalling a carpetAn engineer and a programmerFlying without a parachuteAblind pilot is flying this plane?The whole world could be happyAre blind pilots flying?There is a blond on the planeAir Force One crashesThe blind skydiverBoarding from what gate?Fear of bombs on planesA skydiving lessonThere are no dogs allowed hereA blind man visits the state of TexasBuying your ticketHiring an accountantSimplified 1040 formsDid you pay taxes?Accountant and farmerStop being late to workThe work qualification testThe copy machine handoutWhy did he fire you?Everybody, somebody, anybody, and nobodyThe requirements of this jobRepairing the phoneFake two dollar billPaying in advanceTravel in a sailboatWealthy investorsA walking economyInvestment counselorBuy machine factoryAn economist's speechAn economist's logicEconomist ValentinesI have a big problemHalfa year to live……

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《英文经典笑话系列》是由清华大学出版社出版的。

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《英文经典笑话系列》所选的笑话大都选自原版读物，原汁原味、语言地道、幽默诙谐、趣味盎然、令人捧腹。这些笑话虽然类型不同、题材各异，但都贴近时代和生活，可读性强，犹如一出出人生喜剧，让人开怀，荡涤烦恼；在令你忍俊不禁的同时，还可提高阅读和词汇的双重能力。由于文化背景不同，西方式的幽默与东方式的往往大异其趣，通过该书读者也可了解西方文化。《英文经典笑话系列》将根据笑话内容的难易程度，配以生词注解，让读者可以顺利地理解和欣赏西方文化的背景和内涵，增进对西方幽默感的理解。《英文经典笑话系列》适合不同英语水平的读者，尤其是对那些准备到国外学习和生活的读者将有很大的帮助。《英文经典笑话系列》封面贴有清华大学出版社防伪标签，无标签者不得销售。

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