千万别笑

章节摘录

书摘    一个主日学校的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”   “我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”   “做得好，是谁呢？”   “我奶奶。”   “好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”   “是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：“奶奶，我要回家了。”她说：“啊，我很高兴！”    ……书摘1    It’s His Fanlt    Billy and Bobby were small boys Thev were  brothers，and they often had fights with each  other．Last Saturday their mother said to them．    …I m going to cook OUr lunch now．Go out and  play in the garden and be good．”    “Yes，Mummy，”the two boys answered．and they went out．  They played in the garden for half an hour． and then Billy ran into the kitchen，“Mummy．”he said，“Bobby’s broken a window in Mrs．Allen’s house．”Mrs．Allen was one of their neighbors．  。He’s a bad boy，”his mother said。“how dId he breakit?”  “I threw a stone at him，’Billy answered．。and he quickly moved down”是他的错    比利和波比是小男孩。他们是兄弟，两人经常打架。上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说：。我现在要做午饭了。去，到花园去玩吧，别淘气。”    。是，妈妈，”两个男孩回答，然后他们就出去了。    他们在花园里玩了半个小时，然后比利跑进了厨房。“妈妈，”他说：。波比打碎了艾伦太太家窗户的玻璃。”艾伦太太是他们的邻居。    “他是个坏孩子，”他的妈妈说，“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?’    “我朝他扔了一块石子，。比利回答，“他赶紧蹲下。”    Alexander the Great    Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled， said，    “Landon，you don’t Seem to be geffing on very fast in this subject．YOU seem to lack ambi— fion Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world．”  “Yes，”said Landon，“he couldn’t help it．for  you will recall the fact，doctor，that Alexander the  Great had Aristotle for a teacher．”亚历山大大帝    朗诵课文时，兰登表现得不是很好。老师有点不悦，对他说道：“兰登，你在这门课上好像进步不大，你好像缺乏远大的志向。亚历山大大帝在你这个年龄都已经征服了半个世界了。”    “是啊，”兰登说，“他没法不那样。博士先生，您回想一下史实，因为亚历山大大帝有亚里士多德这样的伟人做他的老师啊!”    Ezepensiue Price    Dentist：I’m sorry，madam，but I’II have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son’s tooth．    Mother：Twenty-five dollars!But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction．     Dentist：I usually do．But your son yelled so loud，he scared four other patients out of the of-ficp   昂贵的价格   牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收25美元。   母亲：25美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要5美元呀?   牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。    Two Men    A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．111ey came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，disheveled hair， feverishly endeavoring to catch flies and keep them  in his pocket．     “His WaS a sad case．”said the attendant． 。whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．”    “Terrible，”said a visitor．    Presently they came to a padded cell，in  which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．  “111at’Sthe otherman．”saidthe attendant．    两个男人    一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见一个人，他长着一双疯狂的眼睛，头发蓬乱。正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇，把它们装在他的口袋里。    。他的病很惨。”陪同人说，“在他当兵打仗的时候，他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。   真可怕。”一个游客说。   不久他们来到一间安上减音装置的小屋前，听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。   这就是那另一个男人。”陪同人说。    It’sMeAllRight    A pretty youngladywentto cash a check at a bank The teller examined it，then asked，“CaFl yOU identify yourself?”Looking puzzled，the girl  dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small  mirror She glanced into it for a moment，then  smiled，“yes，it’s me all right．”这就是我    一位年轻漂亮的女士到银行兑支票。出纳员在检查了她的支票后问道：“您能证明您的身份吗?”这个女孩听了这话以后看上去很迷惑，随后，她翻了一下手提包，从里面拿出一个小镜子。她对着镜子照了一会儿，笑了：“对呀，这就是我。”    ……

媒体关注与评论

书评幽默故事，既开心快乐，又能学英语。

  

书籍目录

Creative创造性Reminder催单Imitate Birds模仿鸟儿How Did You Ever Get Here你是怎么来的？One Side of the Case一面之词I'm Glad我很高兴1933Years Old?193岁?Wings翅膀Parent’s Occupation父母的职业Traffic Accident交通事故A Truck Driver and a priest卡车司机和神父Large Uniforrns 大制服Hammer a Nail into a Wall向墙上钉钉子Fence篱笆A Bad Impression一个坏印象West Point西点军校Good Intentions良好的心愿Quick Reaction快速反应Speed Limit速度限制The WoIf and the Crane狼和鹤……

作者简介

本书包括：创造性；催单；模仿鸟儿；翅膀；交通事故；父母的职业；一个坏印象；这就是我等故事。

---

 千万别笑下载

---