学生幽默英语

章节摘录

1．Napoleon Was IIIJack had gone to the university to study history，but at the end of his first year．his history professor failed him in his examinations． and he was told that he would have to Ieave the university．However，his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him t0 Iet Jack continue his studies the following year．“He’s a good boy，”said Jack’s father。 “and if you let him pass this time，I’m sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well．”“No，no，that’S quite impossible，”replied the professor immediately.“Do you know，last month I asked him when Napoleon had died， he didn't know!”“Please，sir，give him another chance，” said Jack’S father．“You see，I’m afraid we don’t take any newspaper in our house，SO none of US even knows that Napoleon was ill．”

前言

在学习英语的过程中，我们经常会听到或看到、读到一些幽默小品和幽默故事。这些小品和故事短小精炼，简单易懂，不仅能使我们分享英语国家人们的智慧和乐趣，还能加深了解他们的社会、风土和人情，丰富并促进我们的英语学习。本书一方面是为广大中学生朋友提供大量英语幽默实例，供中学生阅读欣赏；另一方面，从英语语言学角度把标准地道的英语介绍给广大学生朋友，使广大英语学习者进入一个较真实的英语语言环境中，身临其境地感受英语语言魅力，力争使读者读完此书能够进一步对英语产生学习兴趣。本书所涉及的幽默对话、幽默故事均新奇健康，读来饶有余味，语言不深奥怪癖，且能很好地体现英语语言特征。书中既有一般的幽默短文、诙谐小品，也有诸如笑话(joke)、反语(irony)、讽刺(sarcasm)、机智语(wit)、妙语(bonmot)、警句(epigram)、双关语(pun)以及由误读、误拼所造成的幽默等，收集的笑话大都选自原版读物，原汁原味，语言地道，诙谐幽默，趣味盎然，令人捧腹。通过阅读本书，不仅可以在轻松的学习氛围中学习到准确优美、通俗易懂、地道流畅的日常用语，还可以陶冶情操。

书籍目录

前言1．Napoleon Was Ill2．Who Is This3．Have You Read Hamlet4．Creative5．Prepare Yourself6．A Story Of Professor7．Professor And The Deaf Mute8．A Unique Examination9．The Reason For Not Going Fishing10．Which One Of The Women Is Married11．Should Not Be Punished12．Answer The Puzzle13．Applied Psychology14．It Wasn’t One Person15．The Composition Class16．“God Save The King!”17．The Swimmer18．Writing A Composition19．An Abstract Drawing20．A Special Football Match21．Visiting A Chicken Farm22．An Entrance Examina23．A Physics Examinatio24．The New Teacher25．A11 Expect The Music26．Essay27．You’ve Lost28．I’m Glad29．Alexander The Great30．The Right Leg31．The Name ofA Poet32．A Lesson In Reading33．Good Intentions34．Professor Creighton35．Greek36．Excuse37．Studying Geography38．I Wasn’t Listening39．A Little Attention40．A School-report41．Prize42．What Can I Say In Five43．Rebellious Age44．Bedtime Prayer45．Drunk46．Fun Marks47．A Silly Rabbit48．The Sun And The Moon49．Only With A Difierent Head50．A Girl’s Wish51．TO Obev Orders52．The Child Mav Stay53．The Thinker54．In Six Months55．Can His Football Come To Play56．An Opposite Example57．A Cerebral Conversation58．The Dentist’s Explanations59．How Do You Feel Now60．To Ask For Lehve61．A Math Professor62．Three Interesting Professors63．Saving Face64．Ways And Means65．Contribution66．New Year Resolution67．Keys? Kiss68．What Is It for69．Parking Expenses70．It’s Important71．NeitherBirdNorBeast72．A Clever Student73．Philosophy Test74．Professor’s Logie75．The Much Noise In Class76．Helen’s Glasses77．I Thougbt You Called The Next Student78．Subjects For A Date79．The Rain On The Road80．Roommates Are A Bit Strange81．What Time Is The Funeral82．Virtue83．Difference84．My First And My Last85．A Nail Or A Fly?86．First Flight87．I’ll See To The Rest88．Chaude And Cold89．A Soldier’s Brilliant Idea90．New Discovery91．A Bad Impression92．Sleeping Pills93．Reminder94．Imitate Birds95．How Did You Ever Get Here96．Wings97．Keep The Change98．Too Polite99．Good Points And Bad Points100．Midway Tactics101．Good News And Bad News102．Carflera103．The Change104．Imitation105．A Problem In Arithmetic106．Things Have Been Okay107．That’s Why108．I Don’t Know Her109．Asking A Question110．How To Do It111．Warning112．Perfect Match113．Lucky Mother114．Knowledge Pills

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作者简介

《学生幽默英语(英汉对照)》从众多国外幽默笑话中精选了一百多篇奉献给读者，书中采用英汉对照的形式，译文尽可能地传达原文幽默诙谐的趣味。对于较难理解的词语，另加了注释，以便读者更好地理解。

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