30秒幽默英语

章节摘录

　　Persistence　　Returning from a golf outing，my husband was greeted at the door by Sara，0111"four-year-old daughter.“Daddy，who won the golf game？You or Uncle Ritehie？” “Uncle Ritchie and I dont play golf to win，"my husband hedged.“We just play to have fun.” Undaunted，Sara said，“Okay，Daddy，who hadmorefun？”　　缠住不放　　丈夫打完高尔夫球回来，我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。“爸爸，谁赢了高尔夫球比赛，是你还是理查叔叔？”　　“我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为了赢，”丈夫推诿说。“我们打球只是为了好玩而已。”　　莎拉毫不气馁，又问：“那么，爸爸，谁觉得更好玩呢？”

前言

　　幽默笑话犹如日常生活中不可缺少的开胃菜，闲暇之余，细细品味，余口满香。　　本书从国内外众多幽默笑话中精选了166则奉献给读者。书中根据不同的内容大致分了四类——校园幽默、家庭幽默、夫妻幽默和生活幽默。方便读者进行查阅。书中采取英汉对照的形式。译文尽可能传达原文幽默诙谐的趣味和神韵。　　近代学者王国维先生说。做学问要经过三种境界。学好外语也不例外。或许您时下正处于“望尽天涯路”的迷茫与焦灼中。或许您正处于“衣带渐宽终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴”的处境中。我们的目的就是要设计一个多姿多彩的英语天地.通过大量阅读和实践，帮助您发展兴趣，开阔视野，改进方法，提高信心，比较顺利地渡过学习的“众里寻她千百度，蓦然回首，那人却在灯火阑珊处”的“第三种境界”。我们相信，这本书是您感受英语，学习英语，实践英语的新世界。　　通过阅读本书。不仅可以在轻松的学习氛围中学习到准确优美、通俗易懂、地道流畅的日常用语.还可以陶冶情操。感受到生活的乐趣。

书籍目录

一、校园幽默  1. He Knows The Answer  2. An Essential Correction  3. I Don't Feel Like Getting Into An Argument  4. Too Many Crabs  5. Class Is Over  6. 4-4=？  7. Plagiarism  8. Virtue  9. Difference  10. Flunking Math  11. Prepare Yourself  12. Alexander The Great  13. The Right Leg  14. Our Tails  15. Good Intentions  16. Say Sir  17. An Abslract Noun  18. I Am My Father  19. The Swimmer  20. Tow Cows  21. Nouns  22. An Absolute Zero  23. Overcrowded Moon  24. Typing  25. Homework  26. Copying  27. Someone Is Going To Get A Real Walloping  28. Oxygen  29. Water  30. Three Reasons  31. A Bad Tooth  32. Two Birds  33. Fish Net  34. "Mixed Doubles"  35. I Don't Know  36. When Was Rome Built  37. The Longest And The Shortest  38. A Funny Dialogue  39. Patriotism  40. Against Expectation  41. I'm Waiting For My Secretary  42. Real Play  43. Warning  44. Ground Rules  45. All Except The Music  46. The Fat Girl's Jealousy  47. You Married My Mom  48. Arctic Explorer二、家庭幽默  49. The Most Horrific Book  50. The Same Service  51. What Is A Traitor  52. Which Woman  53. Dying After Lying-in  54. Who Is This  55. The Result Of A Promise  56. Dnmk  57. The Father And His Son  58. Jim' s History Examination  59. Who Is The Laziest  60. I'm All Right  61. Jesus's Television  62. I Got An A In Math  63. Compliment  64. To Buy A Video  65. I Caught Every Step  66. Sharing The Apples  67. Thank Goodness  68. Conduct And Courtesy  69. Comparison  70. Thinking Back  71. A Way To Identify The Twin  72. The Cost Of A Marriage  73. Persistence  74. S.O.B.   75. Part-time Job  76. Frozen Marble三、夫妻幽默  77. The Third One  78. I Don't Know Her  79. No Chance In The Daytime  80. Imitation  81. An Old Couple' s Quarrel  82. Bedtime Prayers  83. What Happened Thirty Years Ago  84. A White Lie  85. Investigation Report  86. Do As You Do  87. A Never Finished Job  88. They've Disappeared  89. The Speaker  90. A Pledge  91. To Patch The Hole  92. I' m Accustomed To The High Pitch  93. Someday They Will Be On Fire  94. Understanding  95. An Elderly Couple  96. Key To The Success  97. Home Economics  98. Relative By Marriage  99. Who Were The Other Two  100. Bring Me A Glass Of Milk  101. Ear Short  102. Hypnotism  103. Things Have Been Okay  104. What Are The Two Words  105. Children's Faults  106. I Have His Ear In My Pocket  107. A Family Quarrel  108. Praise  109. Jealousness  110. Nothing New  111. Gardening Gloves  112. The Perfectionist  113. A Good Boy  114. Who Is That Woman四、生活幽默  115. Only One Eye To Settle On  116. Somebody  117. A Definition  118. We Are Far Apart  119. The Same Language  120. Is He Better  121. I Failed To See You  122. I'll See To The Rest  123. New Discovery  124. Camera  125. Nest And Hair  126. Midway Tactics  127. Patience  128. A Trip To Disney  129. Twin Lobsters  130. I Had Forgotten Who It Was  131. My Husband Just Came In  132. Prediction  133. To Learn French  134. Dumas  135. You Are Paying For It  136. Two Pounds Plums  137. I Hope So  138. Boxing And Running  139. What's Going To Be  140. Wood Fire  141. I Want Her To Go Nuts  142. I Can't Raise It Any Longer  143. The Doctor Lives Downstairs  144. Present For Girlfriend  145. To Bear False Witness  146. Twenty Dollars  147. Regret  148. You Are Not Forgetting My Bill, Are You  149. A Birthday Present  150. Two Cross Eyed Men  151. Charge More  152. Blind Date  153. Today It Is Worse  154. Excited Remarks  155. Early Shopper  156. A Smart Housewife  157. Wedding  158. An Interview  159. A New Drug  160. Raccoons  161. Hospitality  162. This Is My Seat  163. The Mean Man's Party  164. Cat And Mice  165. Answer According To The Facts  166. That Would Be Much Worse

作者简介

《30秒幽默英语》精选原版英文幽默笑话166则。英文地道，翻译忠实原文。供初、中级英语水平的读者阅读。

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